David M.

David M.

Kenzai Member

two truths and a lie

  • Aug 14th, 2015 at 1:47PM

1. I always beg my boss to fire me in September so that I can be in awesome shape for back country skiing and enjoy the winter skiing on my severance package.

2. I was the left shark in Katy Perry's halftime show at the Super Bowl. And let me just clarify a couple of things. First, I was not drunk. Second, I was totally rocking it. And third, I don't get why everyone thinks I was the one out of sync when it could just as well been the right shark who screwed up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WmcWZ2Bzoho

3. Make my daughter sit in the middle of the busiest street in every city we visit so that I can take her photo. So good so far with zero injuries - but a lot of honking. If any of you see us doing this, save the honking - we know we are messing up traffic...........shit happens!

 
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24 comments

Ameya K.Ameya K.Kenzai Member
about 6 years ago

Haha ... each one is hilarious. I'm going to look forward to your posts David.

Is No. 3 the lie?


    Anand R.Anand R.Alumni
    about 6 years ago

    I would think 3 as well.... 2 is hilarious


      Julia D.Julia D.Alumni
      about 6 years ago

      Please let no.2 be true!
      No. 1 is the lie.....


        Anthea W.Anthea W.Alumni
        about 6 years ago

        I'm really hoping 2 is true as well


          Jess SwarbreckJess SwarbreckKenzai Member
          Trainerabout 6 years ago

          Number 2 is too good to be true!!!


            Pamela F.Pamela F.Kenzai Member
            about 6 years ago

            Maybe #2?


              Sameer D.Sameer D.Kenzai Member
              about 6 years ago

              ha ha... you sure you were not under the Katy Perry suit? I am going with No 2.


                Ameya K.Ameya K.Kenzai Member
                about 6 years ago

                Shite. I really should have seen the video before guessing.


                  Thomas DoyleThomas DoyleKenzai Member
                  Head Trainerabout 6 years ago

                  Number 1 has got to be true, or maybe it's just an inner voice?

                  I'm with Julia I want number 2 to be true sooo bad!

                  So, I'm going with number three!


                    Sharmali ArumugathasanSharmali ArumugathasanKenzai Member
                    Trainerabout 6 years ago

                    haha Super Bowl yeah ok David! I'm picturing you with your iPod busting out those moves in front of your bathroom mirror. I reckon that's about as close as you got to Katy!


                      Paul S.Paul S.Alumni
                      about 6 years ago

                      Hands down the funniest I've read! #2. lol


                        Pradeep S.Pradeep S.Alumni
                        about 6 years ago

                        hilarious .. #3 i think?


                          Shaun W.Shaun W.Alumni
                          .about 6 years ago

                          Is this 2 lies one truth?


                            David M.David M.Kenzai Member
                            about 6 years ago

                            @Shaun - playing by the rules :)
                            @Sharmali - you forgot the part about "in front your bathroom mirror IN A PENGUIN SUIT" - which BTW is surprisingly comfortable!! Hahaha


                              Peter D.Peter D.Kenzai Member
                              about 6 years ago

                              Knowing how you dance, I'm going with #2 as your lie. You were definitely the right shark, not left. LIAR!!!!


                                Jessica B.Jessica B.Alumni
                                about 6 years ago

                                3?


                                  Ameya K.Ameya K.Kenzai Member
                                  about 6 years ago

                                  Haha ... Jessica. Same mistake as me. Clearly you haven't seen the video then before guessing . :-)


                                    Jamie S.Jamie S.Alumni
                                    about 6 years ago

                                    All very original - I say 2


                                      Shawn H.Shawn H.Kenzai Member
                                      about 6 years ago

                                      I'm kind of hoping #3 is the lie.


                                        Willett B.Willett B.Kenzai Marathon | Graduating (Member)
                                        about 6 years ago

                                        Lie has gotta be #2, but I hope I am wrong!


                                          Thomas DoyleThomas DoyleKenzai Member
                                          Head Trainerabout 6 years ago

                                          Time to let us know the answer!


                                            David M.David M.Kenzai Member
                                            about 6 years ago

                                            Apologies for being slow to get to the "truth," but was on the road and became a blog voyeur for a bit!
                                            1. This is not only true, it actually happened one time!!! - what a great winter of skiing. The getting fired part was not that fun - a story that requires some alcohol (I didn't get alcohol in my week three diet - maybe others did!), but otherwise an awesome experience.
                                            2. This is not exactly true. As some of you suspected, I was actually "right shark" and wrote this entry to cover for "left shark!" :)
                                            3. This is true. For those of you thinking of trying this with your kids, a couple of suggestions. First, timing matters!!! Second, make sure you have at least another child or two - just in case! hahaha


                                              Thomas DoyleThomas DoyleKenzai Member
                                              Head Trainerabout 6 years ago

                                              Too funny!


                                                Willett B.Willett B.Kenzai Marathon | Graduating (Member)
                                                about 6 years ago

                                                Awesome, would love to see some photos from #3!


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