two truths and a lie
- Aug 14th, 2015 at 1:47PM
1. I always beg my boss to fire me in September so that I can be in awesome shape for back country skiing and enjoy the winter skiing on my severance package.
2. I was the left shark in Katy Perry's halftime show at the Super Bowl. And let me just clarify a couple of things. First, I was not drunk. Second, I was totally rocking it. And third, I don't get why everyone thinks I was the one out of sync when it could just as well been the right shark who screwed up.
3. Make my daughter sit in the middle of the busiest street in every city we visit so that I can take her photo. So good so far with zero injuries - but a lot of honking. If any of you see us doing this, save the honking - we know we are messing up traffic...........shit happens!