Renfield Kuroda

Renfield Kuroda

Kenzai Member
Business Development
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I AM THE SERENEST! 

  • Dec 16th, 2018 at 7:40PM

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Like the Onion article "Monk Gloats Over Yoga Championship", I am now so Mind Enabled that I am capable of levitating my entire body with the power of my mind alone.
This mystical state of self levitation I have enabled via meta-cognating on the real state of my true self.
I have dropped all illusion and can Truly See Everything As It Is.

Also, I am really good at sitting on a pillow in the corner and silently wondering "when is the damn bell gonna ring...?"

If you want to achieve a similar state of Total Conscious Oneness With The Universe, I highly recommend Kenzai Mind!

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13 comments

Jason F.Jason F.Kenzai Member
4 months ago

Oh no you di’n’t!!!!


    Sean K.Sean K.Kenzai Chisel | Day 3 (Member)
    4 months ago

    You did it! Ranger style! Order has been restored to Kenzai-verse. Congratulations!!


      Sean K.Sean K.Kenzai Chisel | Day 3 (Member)
      4 months ago

      You did it! Ranger style! Order has been restored to Kenzai-verse. Congratulations!!


        Jess SwarbreckJess SwarbreckKenzai Kettlebell | Day 17 (Member)
        Trainer4 months ago

        Such an over-achiever!


          Janet L.Janet L.Kenzai Chisel | Day 3 (Member)
          4 months ago

          Mind over matter! Good to know what you're good at!


            Stephen H.Stephen H.Kenzai Kettlebell 2 | Day 24 (Member)
            4 months ago

            Well done Kuroda-san! Good to see the Rangers back...


              Sara PittmanSara PittmanKenzai Member
              Assistant Trainer4 months ago

              Lol- well done Ren !


                Silvia D.Silvia D.Kenzai Kettlebell | Day 17 (Member)
                4 months ago

                loool loool Ren ....congratulation!


                  Patrick ReynoldsPatrick ReynoldsKenzai Kettlebell | Day 16 (Member)
                  Founder4 months ago

                  Thanks for being a trooper. I wrote this program thinking to myself, "how would I explain this to a spaz like Renfield and clearly it has completely turned your life around.

                  You do know that the levitating hop is how Asahara attracted his original disciples right? What are you up to over there!? https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DaTQZk3UQAUPhEt.jpg:large


                    Renfield KurodaRenfield KurodaKenzai Member
                    Business Development4 months ago

                    LOL yeah Patrick I totally copied Asahara doing his levitation! Didn't think anyone would pick up on that -- can't fool you though man!


                      David O.David O.Kenzai Member
                      4 months ago

                      hahahaha good work son, exceeding expectations


                        Jenny HaddleJenny HaddleKenzai Member
                        Assistant Trainer4 months ago

                        Oh jesus!


                          Watson J.Watson J.Kenzai Chisel | Day 2 (Member)
                          4 months ago

                          nice panties

                          I bet a strong stop on the journey!

                          Go Team Go


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