lol health check
- Aug 6th, 2019 at 3:51PM
Got my yearly company-mandatory health-check results.
As always, I'm laugh-crying.
This year I got a "C1" rating, which is SEEK MEDICAL ADVICE IMMEDIATELY.
Specifically the issues are:
- BMI: 25.4 YOU ARE NEARLY OBESE
At my height the ideal weight is...62 kilos. I weighed in at 71.6kg; nearly 10kg over!
Never mind the 15% body fat.
- Urine: excessive protein detected! High creatin detected! Almost slightly high HDL-C!
Never mind the perfectly normal blood-sugar levels and extremely low intra-organ fat.
You think all the massive amounts of protein I eat every day in an attempt to gain muscle has anything to do with it?
- Heart EKG: WARNING
I love the complete lack of any details other than ANOMALY DETECTED SEEK MEDICAL ADVICE
Never mind blood pressure of 120/72 and a resting heart rate of 46.
FYI, for fun I checked my Fat Free Mass Index (FFMI; https://www.calculators.org/health/ffmi.php), which is a far more useful measure than BMI.
I have a normalized FFMI of 23, which is classified as "Advanced gym freak". Sounds about right.
What's your FFMI?