Renfield Kuroda

Renfield Kuroda

Kenzai Member
Business Development

TMI

  • Jan 24th, 2019 at 11:37AM

And no I will NOT provide a photo.
(For the meek at heart, stop reading now. Not you Sharm!)

I shaved my pubes.

With electric hair clippers.
They do a great job on my balding head.
They do a NOT GREAT job on my most sensitive nether regions.

Snagging, hair pulling.
Supple skin caught in the blades and bloodied.
Sensitive nerve endings given thoroughly unpleasant abuse.

And OMG the ITCHING as the shorn hair fights its way back to full fruition.

So, on the list of Things to Never Do Again, I have a new top priority!

WHY did I do this, you ask? Well, for starters I thought it would make me a faster swimmer...? Yeah that logic doesn't really hold, does it?
Also curious how much weight in hair I could lose (answer: not enough to be statistically significant)
And finally I was curious about the resulting aesthetic (tldr: nope.)

 
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19 comments

Janet L.Janet L.Kenzai Chisel | Day 3 (Member)
3 months ago

TMI....curiosity killed the cat....'nuff said.


    Adelyn C.Adelyn C.Kenzai Body 3 | Day 3 (Member)
    3 months ago

    ... and murdered me too.


      Robin K.Robin K.Kenzai Member
      3 months ago

      Can't wait to see what Fish, Sharm and Cecilia have to say about this.......
      WHY did you blog about this hahaha - love the openness........itchy balls - never a good thing.


        Cecilia A.Cecilia A.Kenzai Mind | Day 38 (Member)
        Trainer3 months ago

        Welcome to 2019, where modern etiquette dictates certain decorum. Sorry you fell for it buddy. But I have to say, itchy b's... could be a number of things really!

        At least you can look forward to some of those ingrown hairs festering beneath the surface and nice puss-filled bulbous heads pushing through and sprouting their ugly heads. They're tres satisfying to pop and pluck afterward. Or so I hear.


          Jim MattJim MattKenzai Member
          Assistant Trainer3 months ago

          Sounds like you need the right tool for that job...

          https://www.manscaped.com/


            Stew F.Stew F.Kenzai Kettlebell 2 | Day 24 (Member)
            3 months ago

            might be thr best post ever.


              Todd R.Todd R.Kenzai Mind | Day 38 (Member)
              3 months ago

              At times like this that I truly miss Oolong the rabbit, who balanced pancakes on his head.


                Jason F.Jason F.Kenzai Member
                3 months ago

                This is pure gold. But now MY balls are itchy...
                You should have just gone full Brazilian:
                https://youtu.be/43j8ROcwpKo
                @GymMat: I see the Manscaped Lawn Mower and Lawn Mower 2, but where is Kronos?


                  Sean K.Sean K.Kenzai Chisel | Day 3 (Member)
                  3 months ago

                  Dude that's batshit stupid. But, since we are in a circle a trust, you're not alone. Cocoa butter.


                    Erik S.Erik S.Kenzai Member
                    3 months ago

                    WOW! Full Brazilian? Think it's called a Back, Sack and Crack.


                      Jason F.Jason F.Kenzai Member
                      3 months ago

                      @King Sean: is that what the ladies call you?


                        Renfield KurodaRenfield KurodaKenzai Member
                        Business Development3 months ago

                        Manscape Brazilian -> Back, Sack, Crack -> Cocoa Butter.

                        Alrighty then I am SORTED


                          Scott H.Scott H.Kenzai Member
                          3 months ago

                          I can't just read it and then move on with no comment...or maybe I can. Nope, gotta say it WTF! You only get two! (Use a #2 guard and practice safe razoring)


                            Cecilia A.Cecilia A.Kenzai Mind | Day 38 (Member)
                            Trainer3 months ago

                            I hope this thread lives on forever!


                              Todd R.Todd R.Kenzai Mind | Day 38 (Member)
                              3 months ago

                              Wasn't sure I wanted to add this tidbit, but FYI surgical nurses use a cheap disposable razor, dry, with very fast long strokes. Terrifying, but somehow it works. (not joking, YMMV, do not try this at home, etc. etc.)


                                Renfield KurodaRenfield KurodaKenzai Member
                                Business Development3 months ago

                                WHY do you know this, Todd?! Actually, don't answer that...


                                  Todd R.Todd R.Kenzai Mind | Day 38 (Member)
                                  3 months ago

                                  @renfield, one of the benefits of candy striping in a urology ward is you get to see lots of middle aged guys with 4 kids getting their balls shaved.


                                    Patrick ReynoldsPatrick ReynoldsKenzai Kettlebell | Day 16 (Member)
                                    Founder3 months ago

                                    Just use some sharp hair trimming scissors man, jeeze why you trying to get it so short?


                                      Jim MattJim MattKenzai Member
                                      Assistant Trainer3 months ago

                                      @Patrick, because the SHORTER the hair, the LONGER things look next to it!


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