- Jan 24th, 2019 at 11:37AM
And no I will NOT provide a photo.
(For the meek at heart, stop reading now. Not you Sharm!)
I shaved my pubes.
With electric hair clippers.
They do a great job on my balding head.
They do a NOT GREAT job on my most sensitive nether regions.
Snagging, hair pulling.
Supple skin caught in the blades and bloodied.
Sensitive nerve endings given thoroughly unpleasant abuse.
And OMG the ITCHING as the shorn hair fights its way back to full fruition.
So, on the list of Things to Never Do Again, I have a new top priority!
WHY did I do this, you ask? Well, for starters I thought it would make me a faster swimmer...? Yeah that logic doesn't really hold, does it?
Also curious how much weight in hair I could lose (answer: not enough to be statistically significant)
And finally I was curious about the resulting aesthetic (tldr: nope.)