Scott Burns

Scott Burns

Kenzai Member
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I could murder a pint

  • Jul 11th, 2013 at 5:50PM

Beer

i would drink it so quickly that the glass wouldn't even be dirty afterwards. 

Some Guinness was spilt on the barroom floor
When the pub was shut for the night.
When out of his hole crept a wee brown mouse
And stood in the pale moonlight.

He lapped up the frothy foam from the floor
Then back on his haunches he sat.
And all night long, you could hear the mouse roar,
“Bring on the goddamn cat!”

 
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5 comments

Yasmeen A.Yasmeen A.Kenzai Member
over 7 years ago

HAHAHA!!!! Nice .......When is the 1st cheat day or day of indulgence ???? Somebody please tell me !!


    Payal G.Payal G.Alumni
    over 7 years ago

    Awwiee!that truly is the luv calling for a pint! ;)


      Scott BurnsScott BurnsKenzai Member
      Trainerover 7 years ago

      Cheat day. Great question. I can't wait


        Sarah K.Sarah K.Alumni
        over 7 years ago

        Smile! @Yasmeen....you'll have to wait for it. Just keep reading your training messages and one of these days you will be smiling.


          Scott BurnsScott BurnsKenzai Member
          Trainerover 7 years ago

          Is there a Merlot day?


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