Ward Willis

Ward Willis

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Leaky Pipe or The Five Beer Piss

  • Apr 21st, 2019 at 12:22AM

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I was just headed toward my meditation cushion around 900am this fine Saturday morning when my ears perked up at the sound of potential chaos. I heard what sounded like a leaky pipe. This is akin to a death rattle for a homeowner. Man...that's the last thing I need is a busted pipe, I thought.

When I listened more closely, the sound could most aptly be described as a five beer piss. If you've taken one, you know what I'm talking about. Good news. Bad news. Good news the sound wasn't coming from inside the house. Bad news. It was loud.

To my horror, the piss was coming from the second story window of the building next to me. When I looked out the window, I spied a young buck hanging his bits out of said window. The terminus of his cascade was my mf-ing driveway.

WTF.

Meditation has calmed me down. Some. Not so much that I didn't fly off the f-ing handle at the pisser. Seems he's from out of town. An Air B N B type. Dude was young. He did apologize. Sorta. And I'm fairly certain I'm getting my payback for years of mischief.

Shiiiiit. At least I didn't need to call the plumber.

Song of the Day: Don't Eat the Yellow Snow by Frank Zappa https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLIppgE45wM

 
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9 comments

Janet L.Janet L.Kenzai Kettlebell | Day 19 (Member)
4 months ago

That’s hilarious...but I guess because it’s your driveway. Hope the subsequent meditation calmed you down!


    Martin D.Martin D.Kenzai Chisel | Day 19 (Member)
    4 months ago

    oh man... I think i would have lost it. way to channel your emotions. you are a true Kenzai Jedi


      Jane N.Jane N.Reboot | Day 19 (Member)
      4 months ago

      No way!! That's GRIM!


        Diana D.Diana D.Kenzai Member
        4 months ago

        😂


          Jason F.Jason F.Kenzai Kettlebell 2 | Day 26 (Member)
          4 months ago

          Bro that is BULLSHIT. But also hilarious because it happened to you not me.


            Barbara W.Barbara W.Kenzai Member
            4 months ago

            Think i might have taught you about yellow snow!


              Michelle K.Michelle K.Kenzai Mind | Day 12 (Member)
              4 months ago

              Oh man! That's bad. But i get you on the payback from younger years.


                Scott H.Scott H.Kenzai Member
                4 months ago

                WHAT!!! Who does that? Oh wait...errrrrr, ugh. I can't even imagine. Hey, no plumber required...that's a good day.


                  Cece AielloCece AielloKenzai Member
                  Trainer4 months ago

                  Karma is such a bitch ;) I hope you told the AirB&B host... I'm a little sad we never organized a massive synchronous meditation session!


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